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Consumer Confidence Index

Published monthly by the Conference Board, this provides an indication of consumer's attitudes about the state of the economy and buying intentions.








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Computers by SeussWe all occasionally have difficulty managing our computer relationships – and many, like me, wonder about the why’s and wherefore’s of computer crashes. The experts may explain what happens in technical terms, but that doesn’t mean we really understand it. Perhaps this takeoff on Dr. Seuss by an unknown author may help us all:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!



WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME !
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